Spit your gum in the wooden box,
And remember to smash the glass lid in your face.
Make sure the robot's watching, though.
Otherwise you'll be running around the house from ghosts.
And not the strawberry ones either!
Open the closet door and you'll find yourself sitting at the awards banquet.
My, how the Queen of England laughed at the static on the television screen.
However, the prostitute will not agree to snuggle.
That mountain can smooth itself out, mind you.
Oh, and by no means will the lunar landing take all the credit.
Although we do not exist, any excuse to throw a party will do.
Do you understand?
Sometimes it's better to make a mockery of a brick wall than to shake hands with a man of questionable morals.
But it's my birthday.
And I can't say I approve of your costume.